I did not ask my daughter if her friend started her period when she told me she needed to tell me a secret about her friend. I would NEVER do that!
And I would never tell my son that if he would keep his mouth shut, he could have the Terrific Kid award like his sister. That would be awfully mean, and I would never do that!
I did not lose my shoes at work and have to hunt for them for an hour. Nope, not me!
And I certainly did not tell my son to go pee pee in a water bottle in the car because he kept having to stop and we needed to get where we were going. They would just be trashy!
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Hilarious! Oh the things we admit for Not Me Monday! What would we do without it?! :o)
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